I was telling my housemate about getting a file to file my toenails, ok, not for vanity sake, it’s more like salvage work.

 

W: I can’t find a file rough enough to file my toenails at Watson’s…

N: Rough? I have a bastard file, definitely will work

W: Yah right! It’ll take out my toe as well.

N: Hmmm… come to think of it, I have a smaller one, maybe can use that.

W: So what do you call that? Little bastard?:P

N: …