During a church wedding, the pastor (I think so) spoke about the NEEDs of a man and woman after marriage. So he listed 5 each… starting with the woman… end of the speech, here's all I can remember…

Woman
1)…
2)…
3)…
4)…
5)…

Man
1)sex
2)…
3)…
4)…
5)remote control

*LOL*… I have very good selective hearing I think.