Met up with my pals earlier today and I was telling them about my encounter with the spikey kind (3-for-S$200 durian) 2 weeks back. Everyone was laughing at my 菜头-ness and thinks that I would be in their “Hall of Fame” for the biggest 菜头.

 

Then, one of them confessed that a few years back, he paid S$280 for FOUR durians at Geylang. First thing I did was to do a quick division. Damn! He beat me by 3.3333 dollars per durian and toppled me as the All Time Biggest 菜头!:D

 

Oh, and something interesting. I was thinking of going for a full medical check up and then he told me that he went for some medical check up and the doc gave him an anal probe. Guess he got a clean pull through for getting the MOST comprehensive package! *LOL* You are not coming anywhere near my ass doc! This sentence will never sound right:P

 

It’s 3:55am. Stupid Teh Halia.

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