Was browsing through some websites on wakeboarding and found the terms hard to understand. So, I found this glossary of terms in this website and took out some interesting stuff:)

Bonk: The act of touching/hitting your board on an obstacle. If a rider “bonks a buoy”, they're hitting their board agains the buoy briefly. (new meaning, new meaning… “bonks a bouy” don't apply to guys i think)

Eye-Opener: A fall where you faceplant so fast that you can't manage to close your eyes before hitting the water. We don't recommend falling this way. (neither do i…)

Faceplant: A fall where you catch your toeside edge causing you to fall very quickly so your face slaps the water hard. (they say it's better than facial)

Goofy Foot: Wakeboarders who ride with their right foot forward.  (so I'm not the weird one)