OK? Reeeeaaally?
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humour
I never quite understand how it feels like to be the groom. As a photographer, when I enter the room, I keep focus and somewhat hoping that the groom give a pretty kiss or maybe cry like a baby. You know, things that make the scene interesting. Majority of the guys come in clueless, giving that “oh damn, I’m married” / “who’s this girl?” expression. j/k:D
Today, Gene was the man in charge. Did a fantastic hour long gatecrash and marched into the room to claim his bride. And then this…
I love a beekeeper:)
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You know last week’s weather, windy, cold and wet. Sorry, it’s my fault, made the bride swing the gown a little too hard beside a pool. Maybe she learned Qi Gong before:P Like er… “大海无量”!!:D
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Met up with my pals earlier today and I was telling them about my encounter with the spikey kind (3-for-S$200 durian) 2 weeks back. Everyone was laughing at my 菜头-ness and thinks that I would be in their “Hall of Fame” for the biggest 菜头.
Then, one of them confessed that a few years back, he paid S$280 for FOUR durians at Geylang. First thing I did was to do a quick division. Damn! He beat me by 3.3333 dollars per durian and toppled me as the All Time Biggest 菜头!:D
Oh, and something interesting. I was thinking of going for a full medical check up and then he told me that he went for some medical check up and the doc gave him an anal probe. Guess he got a clean pull through for getting the MOST comprehensive package! *LOL* You are not coming anywhere near my ass doc! This sentence will never sound right:P
It’s 3:55am. Stupid Teh Halia.
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…doesn’t get better than this:D I wasn’t doing the table-to-table photos when I saw this. People waiting for instructions on where to stand/sit. Love the constrast in expressions.
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Saw this on Todayonline.
lovers survive cliff plunge:
Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged more than 45 metres down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat, Ananova.com reported.
Ms Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, suffered broken bones and bruises after their car toppled over the edge of a hill in the city of Xindian.
“They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off,” a police spokesman was quoted as saying. “When they started having sex, the rocking motion started the car moving and it
rolled off the hill.”
Mr Chen Cheng-gang, a local who had come to their aid, said the woman pleaded with him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband “would definitely sue for divorce”.
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I wonder who parked the car:P
I say, this is counterproductive counterREproductive:P
