Sometimes, things can get really messed up in other languages. I don’t want to know what’s printed on the cement mixers.
humour
You know how a typical Singapore wedding is like, the groom goes through that crap (I said crap because I won’t like it if I were in his shoes) when they pick up the bride. The bridesmaids will serve the groom and his groomsmen some really terrible tasting food in the name of of love (you know, that four letter word, depending which side of the gate you are standing… it may sound a little different).
Anyway, for the last 3 weddings, the guys got steamrolled by the girls. Nothing, they didn’t even put up a fight. It’s so amazing. The guys are just tooooooooooo nice. And yes, no complaints, they seem to enjoy it. Oh oh… and the best part is, the bride always says she doesn’t have a part in the planning. That’s the last lie before you exchange vows:P
On the last wedding, I was a little hungry, so I took a decent bite on the biscuit laced with wasabi. And on my… these things taste REALLY good!! I’m going to buy biscuits and wasabi tomorrow and have them for breakfast. I think the guys are just playing along with the ladies… it’s actually nice.
Well, I know majority of the readers here are ladies and they probably won’t be happy knowing that wasabi give the boys nothing but pleasure:) Try Habanero (from the makers of Tabasco) sauce instead. This will shut the boys up for a while:D Alrite, make them eat it and do a tongue twister (Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers…).
*evil*
I think I’m enjoying the gatecrashing process more and more. It’s like food tasting. Whatever food means.
The other day, while I was driving around, I saw something familiar (to some folks, it looks like a talisman). It’s an ERP gantry. I think that’s where they build it!! I’m not suggesting anything:)
*Paging INFIDELS*
But seriously, I think road hoggers are the source. Man, if you drive so freaking slow, keep to the other lanes. The right lane is an OVERTAKING lane. OVERTAKING, you understand? Snails crawl in gardens, they don’t DRIVE on the roads. Good thing Singapore didn’t legalize firearms. Even if they did, they probably will tell you,
Don’t drive and shoot. Be a man, do the right thing.
So much for a Friday. Woohoo… my prints look good!:D
As you guys probably know, “feldberyl” isn’t the easiest word to pronounce. I’ve heard “feel-berry” so many times. Today, someone decided to come up with something different (ok, blame it on my cellphone, maybe it’s not that clear).
me: hello
xx: hi… i’m calling to enquire about wedding photography…
me: ok…
xx: is this fat-barrel?
me: urm…
…
After I hung up the phone, I looked at my “drop-5kg-instantly” mirror and asked… “fat-barrel”. No reply, I think I’m safe. Maybe I should change to a name tht’s easier to pronounce… like… Achmed (a-c-phelgm) Images or something. Sweet Daddy Images (this sounds so porn)!!:P Okie, you can tell I’ve been watching Jeff Dunham’s clips again.
Having steamboat for dinner later!:D woohoo!!
Saw this while heading for lunch. Just nice I had my camera with me. The fella must’ve escaped from the pond.
Maybe the beemer’s handbrake wasn’t working:P
The very entertaining ones:)
Keeping my spirits up. How? Go to youtube, search,
1) Jeff Dunham (this is the best i’ve seen…)
2) Russell Peters (this guy can crack some really mean jokes)
3) MadTV (some are quite funny)
If it doesn’t work… you need to see a doctor.
Is it just me or everyone else gets the same thing?
– I can be in front of the computer for the whole day. The moment I leave the computer, someone sends a message on MSN.
– My phone can be with me the whole time. But when I take a shower, I’ll get like 2 missed calls and 3 messages. Now I take my phone into the shower. So, if you at the other end, thinking that I’m caught in a rain, no I’m not. Oh yes, I’ve also disabled 3G video conferencing.
– I can be awake for 19 hours a day. The 5 hours that I’m not, I get people calling. Something that goes like this… “Are you free to shoot my wedding?”… “Sorry, no, I’m sleeping.”
Alright, just kidding. Silence, I kill you!