For those who have seen me, you should know that I’m actually not a very tall person, more like an overgrown dwarf, hobbit… whatever, you get the idea. Some say, vertically challenged. Sometimes it works against me, but sometimes not. Like when I was in Holland, I could actually navigate between the legs of the people there:)
Today, my height worked for me again. Our kitchen lamp has been out of order for almost a week now, which means, we’ve been cooking instant noodles using our mobile phone lights:) Then I decided to “assign” (read: arrow) my housemate to buy the lights. When I came home just now, he complained that the starter isnt’ working as well. You see, since he already bought the lamp, so I’m kinda obligated to buy the starter. But I said, I can’t reach the lamp. He INSISTED I could and even ask me to climb up the ladder to try!! That dumbass.
So I went up and… I missed the mark by probably 2 cm. Woohoo!! Rarely do you see people getting so happy because of their lack of height. He just said, “why did your parents make you so short?” to which I said, “to piss you off mate”:P That dumbass is going to buy the starter and put it up tomorrow so we won’t be BBQ-ing in the dark on Sunday:) Oh yes, and that stupid rat that’s driving the two dogs crazy, my advice is, LEAVE before we BBQ you as well.
Alritie, I’m leaving for Kyra’s birthday party!:)
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